In Tim Burton’s Ed Wood, when Ed visits the producer of a film project he read about in a trade newspaper, he asks the guy if the film has a script. The producer tells him that there is no script, but there is a poster. Following in that tradition, I’ve made up T-shirts and other stuff for The Tears of a Clown, a project I wrote about here.

Help put a smile on Stoneface (the girl above) and become the proud owner of some of the most obscure movie memorabilia ever made! Click here and buy a T-shirt today!